Do you take the glass and swish the contents around after the Sommelier pours a small amount of wine in your glass, and then set your nose over the glass rim acting as if you know what the heck you are checking for?

That was a mouthful I know, and a bit embarrassing from an English grammarian view point, but not as embarrassing as it will be if some one dares asks you, if you know what you’re doing when you’re performing this snobbish ritual.

In the early 20th century, when formal dining out was in it’s hay day, it was or seemed to be chic to check the nose of the wine and test it on your palette. But those days have gone by… And I mean long ago! So for your sake, please don’t ever do that when presented a bottle of wine at your table in a restaurant. Even if you are prompted to do so by the Sommelier or even a friendly waiter trying to score points with your party. Do not and I mean do not do this.

If you do accept the challenge, chances are you and the server will end up at the center of an uncomfortable and awkward moment. So for both of you, just tell the wine Sommelier or server that you are sure the wine will be fine and let them pour and be on their way.

While you manage to restrain yourself, realize that the larger the group the more likely you will experience a wine snob performing the wine swish, swallow and glowing attributes of the wine selection. For they just can’t refrain from describing the chocolate and berry nose, satiny finish and the slight taste of tannin. Just know they most likely don’t really have a clue, it’s all just made up crap.

Quasi wine aficionados are a dime a dozen and very easy to spot. It’s truly amazing to watch a wine drinker start spouting off flowery language attempting to describe which most often is just an average wine. And many times less than and average wine it turns out.

Present day rules, if such a thing exists, state that it’s best to just select a wine you like and leave it at that. It’s all about the wine drinking experience and enjoying it and time with your friends and family. Realize that your taste is just as well healed as anyone else you are most likely to hang out with or dine alongside. Do you really care if the wine has a hint of Rose’ or some other crazy mixture? Probably not.

A money saving tip: When dining out, call the restaurant ahead of time and ask if you can bring your own wine and if the restaurant can just charge corkage. This is a policy that a lot of restaurants have or are familiar with and are willing to provide you. It can mean the difference between buying a $12 bottle at a store and paying $25 to $40 for the same wine at the restaurant.

There is no payoff for being a wine snob. There is a big payoff for selecting a nice wine that you like and enjoy. A pleasant outing and keeping your dignity in tact is really worth killing the urge to appear as a wine expert. Let the quasi wine snobs look ridiculous . You will be glad you did.